The complete murphy’s law: a definitive collection
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be second entry.
Opportunity always knocks at the least appropriate moment.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
You never catch on until after the test.
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.