Middle school: the worst years of my life

THiS IS THE TOTALLY INSANE STORY OF HOW I, RAFE KHATCHADORIAN.

– fought and overcame a diabolical teacher called the Dragon Lady,
– sold my soul to the school bully, a dollar at a time,
– wrestled with a real live bear, repeatedly,
– fell kind of in “like” with the most popular girl in school,
– went into the soda business and went bust,
– and accidentally-on purpose hurt all the people I care about.

The worst days of my life were good sometimes.
Bad sometimes.
But mostly they were hilarious.