I think I can see where you’re going wrong: and other wise and witty comments from guardian readers

“The only time i told someone there was anything it better than sex. it was having seen Britain’s first, and so far only, goldenwinged warbler (a tiny jewel of an American bird) near Tesco’s car park at maidstone, on 14 February 1989. the adrenaline rush was phenomenal.’

The Guardian publishes more than fifty thousand reader comments a day below the line. This is a miscellany of the best and most baffling thoughts from their witty, well-meaning readers. They ponder the big questions (‘Am I the only one who thinks that ham and cheese iS a ghastly mix?), reflect with nostalgia on better days (‘Airline employees were so much more agreeable back when they were all drunk’ and share hard-won wisdom (‘Dishwashers make lousy salmon poachers’). This book is best enjoyed with a soy latte in hand and yoga mat under the arm.